Description
See Beyond the Obvious — Hydration Optional.
Whether you’re drinking morning coffee, midnight tea, or existential dread in liquid form — this mug doesn’t judge. It doesn’t care. It simply exists, unflinchingly glossy, unapologetically ceramic, and disturbingly ready. With a print so vivid it might whisper truths when microwaved, and a structure so sturdy it could survive your deepest thoughts, this is more than a mug. It’s a portal. Maybe.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made specifically for you the moment you click “order,” as if summoned into reality by your very will. That means it takes a little longer to arrive — but time is fake anyway. By choosing print-on-demand, you’re not just avoiding overproduction — you’re bending the arc of consumption toward sanity. Or something close to it.










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