Containment Protocol: Beverage v0.3 – with handle

Description

Take the illusion with you.
Sip in style, mystery, and barely contained existential clarity with this elevated travel mug. Engineered for movement, confusion, and caffeinated epiphanies, it boasts a sleek, durable design that fits most car cup holders — and most modern dilemmas. With a spill-proof lid and the ability to maintain beverage equilibrium, it’s perfect for commutes, interdimensional errands, or simply staring out train windows like you’re in a moody music video.

• Made with stainless steel
• Lead and BPA-free materials used
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid

40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid

⚠️ Caution! Before attempting beverage enlightenment, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink. Steam pressure is real. So is disappointment.

This product is made specifically for you the moment you decide the void needs coffee. It takes a little longer to arrive because it wasn’t summoned in bulk — it was conjured just for you. Thanks for helping us reduce overproduction and embrace purposeful chaos.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium and heavy metal level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Årebladet AB ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@arebladet.se or write to us Kall Kallvägen 33
83793 Järpen
Sweden.