Description
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of — assuming your dreams are soft, stretchy, and suspiciously well-fitting. Featherlight yet strangely grounding, it hugs you like a well-intentioned glitch in the simulation. Whether you’re collapsing quantum probabilities or just making coffee, it adapts. Effortlessly. Elegantly. Almost unnaturally.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is created the moment you click “order” — materialized just for you. It takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s because we refuse to overproduce. Each shirt is a tiny rebellion against bulk reality. Thanks for choosing wisely and wearing intentionally.
• Traceability:
– Weaving: India, South Korea
– Dyeing: El Salvador, California
– Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults who know too much
EU Warranty: 2 years, unless you transcend time
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Årebladet AB ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Kall Kallvägen 33, 83793 Järpen, Sweden or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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